Author:
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Rodney McKay/John Sheppard
Rating: PG
Warnings: crack!fic
Outtake: He was an intelligent, intuitive pet, but he wasn’t going to start sniffing out ZPMs or hidden Ancient weaponry or detailed instructions on how to kill a Wraith with a common household item. A pen, for instance.